I see love driving the impulse and then fear making shoe and hat decisions, preoccupied with vaping

shüz 2: cats

Telfar teller

men are so small

thicc Marfans

closetchild

vivienne closetchild

verdigris

dry cleaning war crimes

Abraham Readytowear 

So a victim walks into a bar

LoanDancer

history doesn’t repeat itself but it rhymes

Sewer reception

I’m hiring you because I’m fairly certain you’re illiterate and 100% certain you’re poor & naked.

This is a photo of the problem

“Failure and success come to test the nature of our sincerity”

Standing here with a rash, witness to a murder, holding my cherries

Fruit spinning

I have lemon clearance.

The Gigglewindow Sisters

I remain, as ever, Bagel

Cosmic toothache

Emily spinach 

Peter Rabbit

I think the part in her hair is government mandated 

davlin69

The Allure Of Permanence

Christian Alborz Oatmeal

Everyone is wearing halloumi shoes and feeling vivacious

Schreibtisch out of bounds

America has too much high-capacity shoe violence

Issey miYakko

Chloe in the afternoon

It’s how Davora registers her guns

There’s nothing more attractive than a boarding pass

Garlix

“ideologically everyone is invited to my life”

Vivid knitting

Xünstler

"In my future life, I just wanted to do what I liked, and I wanted to rejuvenate my hometown, where I was born and raised, and I gathered my favorite tapioca, which I love and love.”

Mimi, short for Military Parades

medieval PDFs 

a genius without a plan

Vivid eating

The clown car honks for thee

Email is usually the best version of anyone!

Fashion people don’t wear pants. They wear ‘a pant.’

Somewhere in heaven’s hardware store hides the goop that can bond dreams…

Suckadick Mocha

The pursuit of the sublime spectacle that can somehow unite everything

overduce

poochiuahua

JeanPaulGauFuckYourself Jr.

Toddrick-Hall-Straße

Steve Jobs' youngest daughter, Eve, models for Glossier in the beauty brand's latest campaign, and Bill Gates' daughter is 'obsessed' with it

The bigger the shoe, the closer to god

a fun, sexist, dark fact

Prof Charles liberty III

Multi-tasking vs. Multi-pleasure

The part of the chess game that is Davora Lindner’s life

StandingOnChristianFlavor

Solstice shopping

Clayallee

Oppressed by clouds

kindperson1234

illiterati

Nastina

I’m with anchovies

Self-Raising Flower

Saffron Monsoon

エトセトラリミックス

keeps YOU warm and everyone ELSE confused

Manifestina

Chubby Snow

The Poetry Hotel

My Bloody Pronouns

the Field of Miracles

哄笑

“does this editorial make my intellect look big?”

Mookie

Paynomi

“What if two little Kermits were having sex in front of a green screen”

calling Manifestina from inside the house

the we don't give a fuck crew

6 girls named Amber and Tiffany

the body keeps the score

that sweet sweet contrast

Sapic

Teeny Smooch

Mentor

Christina through the looking glass

Go re-fuck yourself

“What’s on your mind?” the good shrink asks. “My hat,”

Wive waff wove

“if one reads everything one becomes unwell.”

In a Proustian turn, I saw my life dance before me in the reflection of a melty chocolate chip from a Mrs. Fields cookie at the mall

customer service top

unexpected text dress

forgotten email hoodie

neglected response jean

dropped text string blouse

left on read sweater vest

altered screen shot legging

wool flamenco blouse

british-american wool flamenco blouse

swedish tendency to withhold blouse

flamenco blouse with vagina pincher and “2004” appliqué

fat doja cat flare pants

bony banks ruched muslin interludes

organic muslin’s too expensive

afropessimist message tee

hyperobject sandwich patch

padded forehead

luxuriously padded head band

luxuriously padded machine washable silk training pants with porn print

Assault Life

Lola Frenchkiss

Rachel Slurs

Dead space, bent painting, touch

Lemonade speedrun

Pinocchio teller

Butylene Okipple

Paperwork and flowers

In 2021 I became an image

Splendor in the grass

Champagne X

Cyber-French restaurant

Happy birthday, Shakira

Check out these silly cones

昼寝

Meeting Manzoni, herself

I’m not Larry Gagosian, I’m just a loser with a gallery

Pronouns: Hyim/Mon

The lilac ball

Try this new schizophrenic pussy

Miss Little Office

Steve Kado’s Thought Hose

The Fault in Our Polycule

Renée Zellweger Descartes

Gauche, Pilaf, and Panache 

“Secretaries Cry Too”

The Madness of Largeness

Wilde-ing out

Everyone calls me Chris

a reverse school that will pay students for learning

Horizontina

Flower derangements

Verticalina

Lo Down Loretta Brown

Melancholic Dreams from Night Shift Central

He smelled a Hollister and it made him remember the bombing of Iran

Idiosyncrazy

Andry from BusyStone

Clouds make me dizzy

andre-leon-talley-but-tiny

StyleGan pasta shapes that could exist but don’t 

film, philology, Vietnam War memorabilia, rare and discontinued perfume

Maluma is a serial killer

Democracy dies in deez nuts breh

Photoshop is the most insane aphrodisiac

ＬＯＶＥ　ＧＲＯＯＶＥ

Gumball 3000

“subliminally dissed”

basically, everyone was a sociopath ... and all the girls' hair was chignoned

jawn epistemology

Vanessa Cognizance

Information isn't an identity

OnlyFrands

春夏秋冬UKG

花狂

Flower Crazy